quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

  • me: damn its hot as fuck outside
  • me: *wears all black*

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

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rapunzael:

seduce me with tickets to disney world 

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet